A book about cantilevers, secret spots, and antarctic expeditions, by the New York Times bestselling author of The internet is a playground and 27B/6.
I know an elderly couple who have spent over $20,000 on vet bills for their poodle. The poor thing is about six-hundred in human years, blind and deaf, and its rear legs have been aputated due to cancer. They bought it one of those little harnesses with weels so it could get around, but it developed arthritis in its front legs so it just stays in one sppot now.
"Laugh-out-loud funny" - The Boston Globe
"I once stabbed a stripper in the parking lot of Paradise City Gentlemen's Club. Her body is buried in a field at the following coordinates: 38º 51' 40. 1'N 78º 51,41.2'W" - JM SNELL Senior Citizen
"We should buy a hovercraft" - SEBASTIAN THORNE Hovercraft fan
| David Thorne is an Australian humourist, satirist, and New York Times bestselling author. His work has been featured on Have I got News for You, The Late Show with David Letterman, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, and The Late Show with Craig Ferguston. He has worked as a graphic designer, copywriter, branding consultant and creative director, and describes working in the desing industry as the least creative experience of his life. |