El tercer libro de Sedaris

Chipped Beef

About the early life of the Sedaris family and David's hopes to one day be rich and famous. It is revealed that the family is actually middle class.

A Plague of Tics

As a child, David develops nervous tics and obsessive-compulsive habits, like licking light switches and kissing newspapers.

Get Your Ya-Ya's Out!

Ya-Ya, David's mildly senile grandmother, comes to live with the family after suffering an injury.

Next of Kin

David finds a pornographic novel, which circulates among his siblings until their mother confiscates and reads it.

Cyclops

David relates cautionary tales passed down from his relatives.

The Women's Open

David's sister has her first menses while at a golf championship.

True Detective

David's mother and sister are engrossed in detective television shows such as The Fugitive, and David undertakes some amateur detective work.

Dix Hill

David volunteers at the Dorothea Dix Hospital in Raleigh, where the residents' behavior ranges from submissive to violent.

I Like Guys

While at the Ionian Village, a summer camp in Greece, a teenage David realizes that he's gay when he develops a crush on a fellow camper.

The Drama Bug

David attempts acting after being introduced to Shakespeare by an actor's visit to his classroom. David finds that the playwright's florid Elizabethan language appeals to him, and starts to speak with a British accent.

Dinah, the Christmas Whore

Teenage David works at a cafeteria during his Christmas break. He and sister Lisa try to extricate a coworker from a domestic disturbance in the slums of Raleigh, North Carolina.

Planet of the Apes

David begins hitchhiking after he sees the film Planet of the Apes (1968).

The Incomplete Quad

David lives in a dormitory for disabled students at Kent State University. He and a quadriplegic woman hitchhike while posing as newlyweds.

C.O.G.

David gets a job cutting stone into clocks in the shape of Oregon. He teams up with a coworker who describes himself as a "COG" (Child of God), and they try to sell their stones at local craft fairs.

Something for Everyone

David refurbishes an apartment complex owned by a woman named Uta.

Ashes

David's sister marries; their mother, Sharon, is dying of cancer.

Naked

David visits a nudist colony.