{"product_id":"david-thorne-walk-it-off-princess","title":"DAVID THORNE | Walk it off, princess","description":"\u003cp\u003eA book about cantilevers, secret spots, and antarctic expeditions, by the \u003cem\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/em\u003e bestselling author of \u003cem\u003eThe internet is a playground\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003e27B\/6.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI know an elderly couple who have spent over $20,000 on vet bills for their poodle. The poor thing is about six-hundred in human years, blind and deaf, and its rear legs have been aputated due to cancer. They bought it one of those little harnesses with weels so it could get around, but it developed arthritis in its front legs so it just stays in one sppot now. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Laugh-out-loud funny\" - The Boston Globe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"I once stabbed a stripper in the parking lot of Paradise City Gentlemen's Club. Her body is buried in a field at the following coordinates: 38º 51' 40. 1'N 78º 51,41.2'W\" - JM SNELL Senior Citizen\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"We should buy a hovercraft\" - SEBASTIAN THORNE Hovercraft fan\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable width=\"100%\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eDavid Thorne \u003c\/strong\u003eis an Australian humourist, satirist, and \u003cem\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/em\u003e bestselling author. His work has been featured on \u003cem\u003eHave I got News for You\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eThe Late Show with David Letterman\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eThe Ellen DeGeneres Show, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, \u003c\/em\u003eand\u003cem\u003e The Late Show with Craig Ferguston\u003c\/em\u003e. He has worked as a graphic designer, copywriter, branding consultant and creative director, and describes working in the desing industry as the least creative experience of his life. \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Gardners","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":66095670853981,"sku":null,"price":22.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2586\/7104\/files\/Capturadepantalla2026-10-01alas12.16.59.png?v=1790850699","url":"https:\/\/lallamastore.com\/products\/david-thorne-walk-it-off-princess","provider":"La Llama Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}